1 00:00:08,291 --> 00:00:09,583 ♪ Go, Ninjago ♪ 2 00:00:09,666 --> 00:00:12,041 ♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around ♪ 3 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:17,250 ♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪ 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,625 "Snaketastrophy." 5 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:24,375 Today's news, tomorrow's history. 6 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:28,750 I'm Dan Vaapit and this is Ninjago City News. 7 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:32,166 Chaos. Fire balls. Serpents. 8 00:00:32,416 --> 00:00:35,541 Our city is under attack. Again. 9 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:38,333 We're going live to our number one reporter, 10 00:00:38,416 --> 00:00:41,583 Fred Finely, to bring you this breaking story. Fred? 11 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:45,458 Fred Finely here, five-time award-winning reporter, 12 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:47,708 in downtown Ninjago City to report 13 00:00:47,791 --> 00:00:49,250 an inclement weather pattern, 14 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,500 fireballs falling from the sky. 15 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,458 And these aren't ordinary fireballs. 16 00:00:57,541 --> 00:01:01,458 These flaming spheres transform into fire snakes. 17 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:04,875 Did you say, fireballs that turn into fire snakes? 18 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,500 I did, Dan. 19 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:09,791 And as I'm sure you can hear the terrified, shrieking screams 20 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:12,125 of the citizens of Ninjago behind me, 21 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:15,083 the burning question on everyone's mind is, 22 00:01:15,416 --> 00:01:17,250 where are the Ninja? 23 00:01:17,541 --> 00:01:20,916 Not a single one of our sworn protectors 24 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,583 has shown their face in this dire time. 25 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:26,500 Why have the "heroes" of Ninjago 26 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:29,583 chosen to abandon us in our hour of need? 27 00:01:29,666 --> 00:01:32,250 -Back to you, Dan. 28 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:35,458 A topical report, Fred, and somewhat concerning. 29 00:01:35,541 --> 00:01:38,041 We'll be sure to check back on the destruction of our city. 30 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:40,416 But first, something less important. 31 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:43,541 Our ever-reliable Gayle Gossip is reporting 32 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:47,416 from this year's puppy-petting competition at Fur-Mart. Gayle? 33 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:48,916 Oh, why do they always give 34 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,541 the breaking news reports to that blowhard Fred? 35 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:53,250 I'm twice the reporter he is. 36 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,916 Just because he bleached his teeth, they think... 37 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,833 Uh, Gayle... -Don't defend him, Vinny. 38 00:01:57,916 --> 00:01:59,958 He's a conniving weasel, not a reporter. 39 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,333 Gayle. -I'll tell you another thing-- 40 00:02:02,416 --> 00:02:05,375 Gayle, we're live. -What's more fun than puppies? 41 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,833 Petting puppies. 42 00:02:06,916 --> 00:02:09,666 This is Gayle Gossip, here at one of Ninjago City's 43 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,458 most charming annual events. 44 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:14,500 Fur-Mart's annual Puppy Petting Competition. 45 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:25,125 Holy smoke. Tell me you got that. 46 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:26,541 I got it, I got it. 47 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:28,416 There's been an unexpected interruption. 48 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,166 The Fur-Mart has just been attacked 49 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,583 by what appear to be flaming snakes. 50 00:02:32,666 --> 00:02:33,958 Gayle, we need to go. 51 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:36,750 Yes, we do. After those snakes. 52 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,041 That's where the real story is. 53 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:43,250 We, uh, seem to be having some technical difficulties. 54 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,916 Let's take this opportunity for a commercial break. 55 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,291 We'll be back after these messages. 56 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:54,208 Are you tired of evacuating Ninjago City on foot? 57 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:57,041 Wouldn't you rather evacuate in style 58 00:02:57,250 --> 00:03:01,208 behind the wheel of your very own pre-owned car. 59 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:03,291 At Smith Daryll's used car lot, 60 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:06,208 we've got the most affordable vehicles in town. 61 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:09,208 And these deals are hot, hot, caliente hot. 62 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:12,083 Come on down to Smith Daryll's right now. 63 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:16,875 Aah! I mean right now, immediately! 64 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:18,875 These deals won't last forever! 65 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:19,958 Oh, no, run! 66 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:24,166 -♪ Smith Daryll's Used Cars ♪ 67 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,583 Don't you think we should probably go inside? 68 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:31,708 The fiery glow from these fireballs 69 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:33,875 is really going to burn our skin. 70 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,583 Not my skin. 71 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:37,333 I came prepared, 72 00:03:37,416 --> 00:03:40,333 with my Fireblock SPF 3000. 73 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,583 Wow. Does it really work? 74 00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:45,416 Well, of course it does. 75 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,000 Fireblock SPF 3000 does not block fire. 76 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:49,583 Fireblock has been known to cause rashes, 77 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:50,833 irritation, dizziness, hair loss 78 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:52,500 and slurred speech. Use with caution. 79 00:03:53,916 --> 00:03:56,958 Man, all this running around and all these fireballs 80 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:59,250 are sure making me thirsty. 81 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:00,958 Ugh. Me too. 82 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:02,208 Wouldn't it be great 83 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:04,958 if there were a friendly little karaoke club somewhere? 84 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:06,791 It sure would. 85 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,666 Heh. Well, you're in luck. 86 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,500 Because guess what just reopened 87 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:14,041 after extensive renovations? 88 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:17,958 That's right, Laughy's Karaoke Club. 89 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,500 So come... 90 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:26,708 So come on down and have a nice refreshing boba drink 91 00:04:26,791 --> 00:04:28,833 and sing some songs. 92 00:04:28,916 --> 00:04:30,833 Tuesdays are half-off. 93 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:33,916 The savings will make your head spin. 94 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:39,041 Welcome back. Dan Vaapit here, checking in 95 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:41,208 with multiple award-winning Fred Finely 96 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:42,750 for an update of what people in town 97 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:45,541 are now calling "Snaketastrophy." 98 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,791 Fred Finely here, six-time award-winning reporter, 99 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:53,375 and I want to hear from you, the people on the street. 100 00:04:53,458 --> 00:04:54,708 The little guys. 101 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:57,958 Let's ask, where are the Ninja? 102 00:04:58,041 --> 00:05:00,083 -Sir? 103 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,333 Interesting perspective. You, ma'am? 104 00:05:02,416 --> 00:05:05,291 They're probably hiding out in that temple of theirs. 105 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,583 I haven't given up on the Ninja. 106 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:09,125 In the darkest times 107 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:11,500 is when we need to believe we can win the most, 108 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,000 and the Ninja would never let us... 109 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,333 Uh-huh, yeah, sounds great, kid. 110 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:16,041 Excuse me, Mr Serpent. 111 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,083 -Fred Finely, NGTV. 112 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,916 I'm a hard-hitting reporter looking for the truth. 113 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:27,875 What is your real purpose in our city? 114 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:32,333 We have come to cause suffering and pain 115 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:37,375 and to end your civilisation with the flames of torment. 116 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:40,750 Let's check in with Gayle Gossip at the Fur-Mart. 117 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,708 I'm not at the Fur-Mart anymore, Dan. 118 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:45,375 We're trailing the serpents. 119 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,750 They don't appear to be mindless monsters. 120 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:50,375 It's like there's a pattern to their movements. 121 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,750 They're all converging on one point. 122 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,291 Up here, Vinny. Look. 123 00:05:58,916 --> 00:05:59,958 They've been summoned 124 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:02,958 by some kind of snake witch leader. 125 00:06:03,291 --> 00:06:05,041 We need to hear what she's saying. Come on. 126 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:07,666 Oh, man. 127 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:10,208 Today was supposed to be just puppies. 128 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,791 Just puppies! 129 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,958 Find the Treacherous Deceiver and bring him to me. 130 00:06:19,791 --> 00:06:21,291 -What? 131 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:23,916 Where did you find this? 132 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,583 -This is the weapon. 133 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,416 This is the scroll 134 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,791 the Treacherous Deceiver used against me. 135 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:34,250 "The Ninjago Museum of History Presents 136 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:36,625 Ancient Weapons of the First Age." 137 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,083 Where is this museum? 138 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:40,625 I will have this weapon 139 00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:42,958 and use it against the Deceiver. 140 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,291 There you have it, viewers at home. 141 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,083 In an NGTV exclusive, 142 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:50,083 we've broken this story wide open. 143 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:53,833 Uh, Gayle? -The Pyro Vipers rampaging 144 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:56,916 through our city are seeking an ancient scroll. 145 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,416 Possibly a weapon or a magical-- 146 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,875 -Who are you? 147 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,083 I'm a citizen of Ninjago City. 148 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:06,708 And I'm not scared of you. 149 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:08,416 I am Aspheera. 150 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:11,041 -And you should be. 151 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,000 Uh, the Ninja will stop you. 152 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:16,166 Ninja? Those fools who released me? 153 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:17,875 Released you? 154 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:21,083 I entombed them in a pyramid and left them 155 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:23,375 to burn in the flames of my wrath. 156 00:07:23,666 --> 00:07:27,125 You will never set eyes on the Ninja again. 157 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,666 They are gone. 158 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:31,458 Other villains have thought so, but they were wrong. 159 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:33,416 The ninja will be back. 160 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:35,791 Your faith is misguided. 161 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:40,041 Tell me where this museum is, and I will spare your life. 162 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:43,708 Three blocks that way. Oh, uh, whoops. 163 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:44,875 Bring them. 164 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:47,958 Uh... 165 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,750 As we all know, Snaketastrophy has become 166 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,500 a serious issue in our community. 167 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:58,041 So NGTV has gathered an expert panel to discuss. 168 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,208 Point, counterpoint. 169 00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:02,416 City Councilwoman Andrea Thomson, 170 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:05,250 what is your opinion on "Snaketastrophy"? 171 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:08,708 I find raining fireballs, mass destruction, 172 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,833 and the armies of evil snake warriors 173 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:13,041 dangerous for our local neighbourhoods. 174 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,125 Good point. 175 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:16,666 And you, City Councilwoman May Robsen. 176 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:18,875 I agree. 177 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,166 Well, uh... 178 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:25,666 Back to our number one reporter, Fred Finely. 179 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:29,166 And they just let Gayle Gossip scoop my story. 180 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,666 Me, a seven-time award-winning reporter, who-- 181 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,458 Who is currently doing 182 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:37,583 person-in-the-street interviews with... 183 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:40,666 Where did everyone go? 184 00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:45,250 Help! Somebody help me! 185 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,125 Thank you. You're back. Thank you. 186 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,208 I thought that thing was gonna eat me! 187 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:16,125 It's okay. You're gonna be fine. 188 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,166 I'm not gonna be fine. I'm not. 189 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,541 I'm gonna be scarred for the rest of my-- 190 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:23,750 Hey, buddy, it's okay. You're all right. 191 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:25,833 Okay, yeah. 192 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:27,875 I'm... I'm okay now. 193 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,750 Look, we have to go. 194 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,166 We've got to find Aspheera. 195 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,791 She's the cause of all this. 196 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:35,333 Gayle Gossip already found her. 197 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:38,458 Aspheera is on her way to the Ninjago Museum of History. 198 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,041 What are we waiting for? Let's hit the road. 199 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:48,666 Fred Finely here, in time-- 200 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:50,791 How does this work? 201 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:52,500 Am I doing it right? 202 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,375 Uh, yes, ma'am. 203 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:56,833 You just say whatever you wanna say, heh. 204 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,291 Very well. 205 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:01,750 Hear me, citizens of Ninjago. 206 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:06,916 Among you, somewhere, lurks the Treacherous Deceiver. 207 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,333 The traitor. 208 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,958 The one who imprisoned me for thousands of years. 209 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:17,083 And during all that time, one single thought sustained me. 210 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,083 Revenge. 211 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,041 Revenge! 212 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,541 And I will have it. 213 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,791 I swear it. I will find you. 214 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:30,458 I will find you or watch all Ninjago burn. 215 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:31,750 Burn! 216 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,708 I'm afraid that's all we've got time for today. 217 00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:36,791 Be careful out there, Ninjago City. 218 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,375 Looks like it's gonna be a hot one. 219 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:41,375 That's today's news and tomorrow's history. 220 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:42,791 Thanks for watching.